Posted 39 minutes ago

fancycannibal:

i was watching hell’s kitchen and someone dropped a fish and then this happened

Posted 1 hour ago
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its-okay-were-nice:

theoddsrnevernourfavour:

buzzfeed:

It’s been a really wild year on this website.

I CANT FUCKING BREATHE.

the last one

Posted 3 hours ago

impalasscent:

lowse:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

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marvel fandom strikes

Posted 4 hours ago
mishasminions:


xxgoldie12xx:

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:


mockinggrass:


Go big or go home 


So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.
In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.



So I decided to try it

alrighty, let’s go one more step





i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY


Story of my life


that’s a first.



OH GOD

mishasminions:

xxgoldie12xx:

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:

mockinggrass:

Go big or go home 

So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

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So I decided to try it

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alrighty, let’s go one more step

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i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

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THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

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Story of my life

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that’s a first.

OH GOD

Posted 5 hours ago

Missed the Eclipse?

congratsbats:

rocketsandorscience:

Don’t worry! Here’s a list of all the total lunar eclipses coming in the next 20 years!

  • Oct. 8, 2014
  • Apr. 4, 2015
  • Sep. 25, 2015
  • Jan. 31, 2018
  • Jul. 27, 2018
  • Jan. 21, 2019
  • May 26, 2021
  • May 16, 2022
  • Nov. 8, 2022
  • Mar. 14, 2025
  • Sep. 7, 2025
  • Mar. 3, 2026
  • Dec. 31, 2028
  • Jun. 26, 2029
  • Dec. 20, 2029
  • Apr. 25, 2032
  • Oct. 18, 2032
  • Apr. 14, 2033
  • Oct. 8, 2033

Not only is there a full moon on my birthday but there’s also an eclipse! Ahh!

Posted 5 hours ago

itisdefended:

WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT

YOU BITCH

(Source: spacemun)

Posted 6 hours ago

dildotho:

warsquirtle:

In Italian we don’t just say I love you, we say “mettersi a nudo, ottenere selvatici, sono incinta con il bambino” which means “you are the light of my world, the rainbow on an otherwise cloudy day” and I think that’s beautiful

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thelingerieaddict:

fuckyeavanity:

most amazing words ever spoken.

Eartha Kitt, dropping some self-love realness.

(Source: michonnes)

Posted 11 hours ago
death-limes:

shertockhotmes:

theonlymack99:

thatscienceguy:

Proof of the Pythagoras Theorem.

My math teacher showed us this in 8th grade and I thought I’d seen god

shit math guys. never thought any would make it to my blog
but thIS 

a2+b2=c2
what an elegant way to demonstrate the equation

death-limes:

shertockhotmes:

theonlymack99:

thatscienceguy:

Proof of the Pythagoras Theorem.

My math teacher showed us this in 8th grade and I thought I’d seen god

shit math guys. never thought any would make it to my blog

but thIS 

a2+b2=c2

what an elegant way to demonstrate the equation

Posted 11 hours ago

nuclearoverreactor:

Things a new Pope shouldn’t say in his first public speech.